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Boo!

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I'm Sorry!

__________,/ (_________ \ (_)_ \ \__\ Don't Shoot! I'm sorry!!

My Teddy

(")_(")_.-""-., '. . '; -._, ')_ (o_, )' __) '-._) Thinking of you

U Make me smile

(é ;( (é (é ;() (é (é ;) (é (( ;( (é (( ;) (( You always make me smile!

Flowers 4U

,-..-. '.Good.' " " . ,-..-. '.DAY.' " " . ,-..-. '.2U!.' " " . *@.*/& @&* ',./ FLOWERS 4U!

The Mirror

,;'(.) (.)'; ;';. (oo) .;'; (;;' (____)';;) '';:;.,'---',.;;" HEY! YOUR PHONE IS A MIRROR!

Hug me!

(>"<) o", ) HI! ( (,) ..J (>"<) ('(ö, )") HUG '( )/ ME ..J (>"<) ('o') Well..?? ( (,)COME ON! ..J Y-NOT?

Connecting

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The Kiss

Hi (' ""() I just ((")' ) blew ( / "(,,) a special kiss 4 u ('""() ("('-', ) ( (,,) catch it you might miss it

Boo!

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Love you mucho!

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Picture 2

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Footo...

OOPS! HOLD IT! SMILE!!! *CLICK!* <)".."(> ((..)) PICTURE OF U.

Usamljeni medvedic

()".'.() ( (T)) (ö) (ö) WHERE are you? ().'."() ((T) ) (ö) (ö) Right? No! ()".'.() ( (T)) (ö) (ö) Left? No! ()".'."() ( (T) ) (ö) (ö) There you are!

Moj medvedic

(")_(")_.-""-., '. . '; -._, ')_ (o_, )' __) '-._) Thinking of you

Lice

(é ;( (é (é ;() (é (é ;) (é (( ;( (é (( ;) (( You PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE WHENEVER U SEND ME A MESSAGE!

Pozdrav

,-..-. '.Good.' " " . ,-..-. '.DAY.' " " . ,-..-. '.2U!.' " " . *@.*/& @&* ',./ FLOWERS 4U! ()".'."() ( (T) ) (ö) (ö) & A TEDDY 2!

Ogledalo

,;'(.) (.)'; ;';. (oo) .;'; (;;' (____)';;) '';:;.,'---',.;;" HEY! YOUR PHONE IS A MIRROR!

Zagrli me!

(>"<) o", ) HI! ( (,) ..J (>"<) ('(ö, )") HUG '( )/ ME ..J (>"<) ('o') Well...?? ( (,)COME ON!! ..J WHY NOT?

Nokia spaja

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Ogledalce

Hi (' ""() I just ((")' ) blew ( / "(,,) a special kiss 4 u ('""() ("('-', ) ( (,,) catch it you might miss it

Jagnje Meri

Mary Had a Little Lamb and tied it 2 a pylon, a thousand volts shot up his arse and turned him into nylon.

Sta mi je potrebno...

let it dribble, let it flow.flip me over, go real slow.slap me hard then pick up speed.a rite good fuck is what i need.

Tezak zivot

its a hard life being a penis, u have a head with no brain, one eye thats blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & ur best mates a cunt

Ruze su crvene

Roses are red Veins are blue Theres one in my dick thats waitin for you

Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill 2 fetch a pale of water, we dont know what they did up there but they came back with a daughter.

Zena & Kokoska

WHY IS A WOMAN LIKE A BUCKET OF KFC? bECAUSE ONCEYOUR PAST THE TENDER BREAST AND THE JUICY THIGH,ALL U HAVE LEFT IS A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR BONE IN

Senzacija

SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A WOMANS DESTINATION DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXPLANATION OR WOULD YOU LIKE A DEMONSTRATION?

Strast & Bol

Sex is good, sex is a game, one night of passion, nine months of pain, Baby's a bastard, father's a git, all because the fucki'n condom split.

Poruka od???

U get a message but u don't who from, do u: 1. Panic and call the police 2.Just ignore it or 3. Reply sayin who the fuck r u?

Kineski Menu

CHINESE SUNDAY BUFFET MENU: *CHU SUM TWAT *SUCK MI PORK *LICK MI CLIT *TUNGSUM CHICK *GOO IN HAND *GULP SUM KUM *CHO KON IT ENJOY YOUR MEAL!

Prosla noc

Last night, I needed u so badly, I wanted 2 taste you, I wanted you in me so you could work your powers on me but i couldn't find you Mr. PARACETAMOL!!

Devojka-Zena

When i was a girl i had a i little quim i sat upon my bed & put 1 finger in now i am a women & full of all the charm i can get4fingers in AND HALF MY FUCKING ARM

Ruze su crvene 2

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so am i.

Breskva

a peach is a peach , a plum is a plum, a kiss aint a kiss without no tongue so open ure mouth close ure eyes and give your tongue sum exercise!

Pritisni dole

press down if u r gay .............................. .............................. .............................. ha ha u r gay u bastard

Vibrator

Message from your operator: your vibrator disturbs our network. Please, get your climax as quickly as you can or go on by hand. In anticipation; Thanks!

F**K

Fuck is easy,fuck is funny,anybody fuck for money,if you think that fuck is funny,fuck yourself and save the money!

Ljubav

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Tuzno

At this moment 26 million people are sleeping, 28 million people are eating, 13 million are reading & 1 SAD GIT is reading a sms-message!

Bomb

>>WARNING<< Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_ (*YOUR MOBILE IS DEAD*

Jack & Jill

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Hrani ti

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

Vanzemaljac

Hello, I'm an alien and I'm transformd as your GSM and I'm having sex with you.I see you like it cause you're smiling!

Vesti Flash

*NEWS FLASH* snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochio's face & shouted "lie u bastard, lie, lie.

Dosta o meni

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

Grickati

AT FIRST A LITTLE NIBBLE, A SLOW AND TEMPTING LICK, I SUCK AND MUNCH MY LIQUID LUNCH AND THEN I SWALLOW QUICK.CADBURY'S CREAM EGG-HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS??

Praznici

IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT WAS NEW YEAR I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT U DURING THE HOLIDAYS

I wanted to send you all my love but the postmen said it was too big!!!

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

If I said you had a sexy body would you hold it against me?

A good friend is like a computer, I ENTER your life, SAVE you in my heart, FORMAT your problems & never DELETE you from my memory!!!!

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?

If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

It must have been a rainy day when you were born. Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby

In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

If there are angels on earth you must be one of them, because no human can be so beautiful and perfect as you are.

Last night I asked my angel to watch over you... but he came back soon. I asked:"why?" He smiled and said:"an angel doesn't watch over another angel..."

You're eyes are soft en tender, as sweet as they can be. There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!

You can fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me.

Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

If I had a penny every time I tought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich!

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!

Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when your lonely, remember its true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.

If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!

What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you

If loving you is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My love for you is strong and brighter then any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

Don't let your mind rule over your heart.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

You can fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in love with ME

If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !

Are you free for the rest of your life?

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

The most wonderful place to be is ... in love!

Love is love, love is you, I love love, so I love you

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end Impossible to forget...

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see,that you are the only one for me?

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness.

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

If you live to be a hundred, I want to be a hundred minus one day, so I don't have to live a day without you...

If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....mLove under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

When darkness moves in on me,its the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you.

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most.

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams!

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love, loving someone else.

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME!

Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you.

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.

I love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'.

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.

The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, He closed his eyes, and then.... WE MISSED!

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.

Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.